Solana Breakpoint 2024 Ad: Not Your Average Crypto Summit

Breakpoint: not your average crypto conference pic.twitter.com/Ef0Rme40Hg

— Solana @solana July 31, 2024

Solana's official account X released a video this morning, filled with satire on most cryptocurrency conferences, including more speakers than attendees, endless project merchandise, and panel discussions repeating similar viewpoints.

You are the main speaker, sorry you still have to wait in line

First, the video begins with a scene at the registration entrance of the venue, where a speaker approaches the counter and asks if he can be given his identification directly, only to be refused and told that everyone queuing at the venue is a speaker.

However, even after the speaker clarifies that he is a speaker who will be presenting at the "main stage," he is still asked to wait in line as the main stage speakers are also in a long queue.

Ironic enough, only the audience does not need to wait in line.

What technology? Let's talk about airdrop shares!

The scene shifts to inside the venue, where as soon as the project side mentions "upcoming token launch," "token economics," "airdrop," and "community," the crowd erupts in excitement.

Conversely, whenever any topic related to "tech" is brought up, the audience immediately disappears, reflecting the current situation where most participants in the crypto market are only concerned about whether they can make money.

However, when the conversation shifts from the project side to the audience, and someone asks, "How much of the community's token allocation is there," the project side suddenly evaporates.

At this point, the screen also shows that investment institutions hold the most token shares, while the community holds very few tokens.

Never-ending project peripherals

The scene returns to outside the venue, where readers who frequently attend such conferences would easily notice the piles of various project peripherals, ranging from clothing to accessories like hats.

Meaningless panel discussions

The scene then moves to the panel discussion segment, where every speaker is heard saying the same phrase, "Tokenizing real-world assets (RWA) will lead the public into cryptocurrency."

However, the host concludes it as a "stimulating conversation," and then asks if there are any audience members with questions.

As one can imagine, there is not a single person left in the venue, except for the workers with a mocking tone, focused on cleaning.

Solana: Not your average crypto conference

Lastly, Solana takes the opportunity to express that their upcoming Breakpoint 2024 event will be different, under the theme "Not your average crypto conference."

If readers are interested in Solana's Breakpoint 2024 event, they are welcome to visit the event website for more details.